February 2012
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Whoever stole my voice better give it back right...
Dirty rotten bastard. Going on three weeks without it. I’m tired of sounding like a frog/pre-pubescent boy.
I’m just tired and awake. That’s all.
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If there’s one thing I wish I’d learned at 18, it’s that it’s okay if a crazy...
– Some Advice for Young People
(via TheAwl)
Wise words. I’m learning it at 21, but that’s not too far behind. And I’m not working on a novel, but a personal statement is close enough, right?
Boy, you crazy. Go drink your beer. Who cares if it’s 10am?
I made an extra hole for it’s dreams and ideas.
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My nightstand looks like a very small pharmacy.
Guys, I am so hopped up on advil and dayquil right now. This flu thing is kicking my ass! I have done nothing but lay in bed all day watching How I Met Your Mother. I had plans to go to Chipotle for lunch (because I’ve been craving a burrito like mad and if my dad taught me anything it was that burgers and burritos cure all ailments) but gave up on that dream because I was too weak to make...
Running with your hair down makes you feel like...
(Which is awesome times a million.)
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A very thoughtful thought
My dreams have been so weird lately. But not in a weird way. Like, in a weird lame way. For instance, the other night I dreamt about painting my nails to look like watermelons. That was all. I woke up with anxiety that I would get polish all over my sheets. And then the next night I just dreamt that I found my missing sports bra. I’m pretty bummed that I still haven’t actually found...
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Tips for dealing with a stalker:
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…I have none. This is new and exciting territory!
I’ve been thinking a lot lately about motivations. Why do we do the things we do? What is it that gives us our drive? Or, if you’re at all like what I’ve been like recently, how do we get that motivation back?
I’m an old used dish rag.
I keep telling myself, “tomorrow, I will be better. I will get it together!” Tomorrow has come and gone. But really, I have...
I lol'd.
animalsbeingdicks:
“Seriously, Linda? You’re really going to make me do this? Why can’t you just throw the treat to me?”
Link: Unless they look like Mick Jagger. →